Spilling Wine and Secrets

The personality test that reveals your sexual appetite!

By: Anderson Fox

Many people don’t realize that our world is filled with hidden symbols and subconscious clues that we use everyday to interpret the thoughts and actions of those around us. Let me share a short story with you to illustrate what I’m talking about. . .

Imagine for a moment that you are on a date at a expensive restaurant. In order to celebrate your night together, the two of you have decided to share a nice bottle of red wine with your meal. So far things have been going very well and for the first time that day, you find yourself beginning to relax and enjoy the moment.

As you take your first sip of the wine, you begin to watch the piano player in the corner of the restaurant who happens to be playing one of your favorite songs. As the song ends, you find yourself shifting your glance back across the table and notice that your date is smiling at you. You suddenly find yourself feeling very attracted to this person and you feel the need to create some type of physical connection. Putting aside your fear of embarassment, you slowly reach across the table to touch their hand as the familiar butterflies begin race in your stomach.

Just as you are reaching across the table, however, your sleeve accidentally catches the top of your wine glass and you watch in horror as your almost full wineglass begins to tip. You grab your glass as quickly as you can and then look to see how much of the wine spilled onto the restaurant’s pristine white tablecloth.

Describe what you see. . .

A.) The tablecloth is soaked by the red wine and the glass is completely empty

B.) There are several large red blots on the tablecloth but there is still some wine left in the glass

C.) There are a few drops of wine that spilled out but most of it is still in the glass

D.) Luckily you caught the glass in time and only one small drop got onto the tablecloth

Please choose your answer from the above list before reading any further.

It will probably come as no surprise to you that most alcoholic drinks are psychologically associated with feelings of sexual desire. It is thought that the way in which you imagined yourself spilling the wine, is how you subconsciously see your current level of sexual desire as well as your ability to keep it under control (i.e. by catching the glass in time).

A.) If you imagined that the wineglass was completely emptied and the tablecloth was covered in wine, your sexual energy is probably currently running in overdrive. For whatever reason, you not only feel this desire for physical intimacy strongly, but at times you sense that you have very little control over it.

B.) If you imagined that you were able to save at least a small amount of the wine and there were only several large red blotches of wine on the tablecloth, then it is believed that your current level of sexual desire may be quite high, but you are probably willing to wait for the right person to come along.

C.) If you imagined that only a few drops of wine spilled out and you were able to save most of it; it is thought that you currently have a fairly normal level of sexual desire and you usually do a good job controlling these impulses when they appear.

D.) If you imagined yourself catching the glass before almost any of the wine spilled onto the tablecloth, it is believed that your level of sexual desire may currently be a bit lower than normal (due to a recent illness perhaps) or perhaps you are simply the type of highly-controlled person who is used to hiding that particular aspect of yourself in public.

I hope that you have enjoyed participating in this unique exercise! If you have found this to be enlightening or simply entertaining, I would encourage you to share it with someone else who you think might appreciate it.

Cheers!